you fit me better than my favorite sweater

So it's apparently summer already? It was in the 80's on Tuesday. WTF Global warming?

In other news, THE HUNGER GAMES comes out tomorrow. Obviously I'm excited, having devoured the books months ago and I am so ready to see it. I bought the soundtrack yesterday and it's pretty damn decent. Bought tickets on Tuesday, my friend (also known as my supervisor) and I are going to see it Saturday evening. We're going to hang out at her apartment first, watch movies/tv whatever and eat Chinese take-out and of course, drink some wine. Hopefully we'll be just the right amount of tipsy for Hunger Games. (:

A friend brought me Lana Del Rey's Born to Die album, and I'm pretty damn impressed.

Someone did a parody to the tune of "Video Games" for Hunger Games. YouTube it, it is hilarious. Look up "Lana Del Rey's 'Hunger Games'" and watch and enjoy.

Project Runway All Stars Finale was tonight! Mondo finally fucking won! Shit. I still don't understand how the fucking hell Gretchen won in their season. Her looks were like, ugly brown cowgirl bullshit outfits that made me wanna gag. If Mondo didn't win, I was going to throw a hissy fit. I would've lived if Michael son, but Austin Scarlett? Fuck. One of his outfits looked like his model poop out some kind of pink fuzz shit, and that "red carpet dress" was hideous. And unfinished. And who the hell does a wedding dress on Project Runway? Blech.

Two more episodes of Shameless! I'm going to DIE from anticipation, the previews look like something absolutely fucking horrible happens. Scared. The newest episode, Hurricane Monica? I bawled at the end, Emmy Rossum is so amazingly brilliant. Honestly, all of the actors are fantastic on this show. So glad that it's been signed for a third season.

House of Lies has proved to be pretty damn good, as well. Not quite so invested, but we'll see.

And what the fuck, Glee? You give us this really shitty, watered down season and then decide to touch on a really serious topic (that's resolved in two minutes), and then leave us with a huge ass cliffhanger? Rude.

Once Upon a Time has been pretty great so far. I was unsure about it in the beginning, but it's gotten a lot stronger. Plus, I mean, Amy Acker guest starring was a definite plus.

I know that Grey's Anatomy has lost its former glory, but I still love it. And Summer Glau guest starring, even if she wasn't like a main character, still a bonus. I wish that they would stop throwing Alex around so much. Izze, and then Jane Doe/Rebecca, then Izze again, and then that ugly, rude Reid that got a head shot, then that random blonde chick, now this all of a sudden random intern girl? C'mon.

Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey

I should have found by now

So many tornadoes!

Just paid some bills, because it's payday and bill paying is the biggest part of payday. Blah. But overall, a nice day. Haley and I went to get some Mexican food after the big storm and then we went back to my place and watched Winnie the Pooh. Y'know, the 1977 shorts. Adorable. It was a nice little evening.

And I'm slightly embarrassed to admit it, but after the Pooh watching we popped in an old Degrassi DVD and watched Jimmy/Audbrey Graham/mother fucking Drake? get shot in the back. It was fun. (:

Otherwise, things have been fine. Except I'm pretty sure that I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm probably just going to stay single for the rest of my life. I don't get men, and I don't think I'd like most girls, so here I am. DOES THAT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO GIVE UP SEX?

Apparently.

Dear weather, please stop fucking up my allergies. It's rude and I don't like not being able to breathe through my nose.

Work this weekend and Monday night, then our bi-weekly Monday night margaritas (and by "our" I mean mostly work friends) and Tuesday off. Bi-Tuesdays are the best. I dropped $50 on Japanese Hibachi last time, but it was totally worth it. Guess what? I like sushi. At least, I like Philadelphia rolls and this really awesome Red Bull house roll from that new restaurant. It's wrapped in STEAK.

Goodnight.

Cough Syrup - Darrin Criss