Thursday, April 17, 2014

let's not make it harder than it has to be

Okay, so can I talk spoilers?

Seriously.

SPOILERS AHEAD.

Spoilers AHOY!

Don't read if you don't want mother fucking spoilers!

I'm so sick of everyone on Facebook whining about spoilers - let's go!

Joffery is dead. YES. I KNOW. I already knew! I'm so glad that the rest of the world gets to know too! Honestly, saying that Joffery died is not that big of a spoiler because it was inevitable, right? THIS was always going to happen. When I picked up the books I was like, I can't wait until I read the part where Joffery dies BECAUSE IT HAD TO HAPPEN.

I finished the series a few months ago. I can't wait to see some very cool things take place. They include (I'm being elusive!) Lysa, A Lady of .... Stone, and some trouble on the wall.

Man, this is worse than when I read Harry Potter. A  LOT of people read Harry Potter. I could openly talk about Harry Potter all over the place. NO ONE reads ASOIAF. Assholes.

I mean. I could join a forum, I did join this random spoilers welcome thing on Facebook but... it's a little annoying sometimes. Especially people getting on there every other minute saying "who killed Joffery?" and the grammar/spelling! Blech.

It's really difficult being a dedicated nerd. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE FUCK PENNY IS. WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THE SHOW? WHY IS JAIME JUST CHILLING IN KING'S LANDING HE'S NOT EVEN THERE YET. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE HER A NECKLACE A HAIRNET WAS JUST AS EFFECTIVE.

'kay.

Boys Chase Girls - Ingrid Michaelson